Saturday, September 04, 2004
NOTE TO SELF: File This in the EEEEEEWWWW folder.
The paper today reported that Rush Limbaugh, that oxyincontinent guy, is dating the foxy Daryn Kagan, one of the morning anchors for CNN live. Maybe it just took a femi-Nazi to get him to drop his guard. And I don't want to even think about what else he may have dropped around her. Well, I guess I do afterall. I wonder if they're to the intimate stage where he could show her his Vietnam era scar from the pylonoidal cyst on his ass that allowed him to sit out (well maybe more like stand out) the war. I think he joined the Swift Butt Veterans group to support the war at a distance. Well it WAS almost like being there.
But now, I'm not sure I can watch the morning news, knowing that Rush's Viagratized little general has gone into making the news. EEEWWW.
The paper today reported that Rush Limbaugh, that oxyincontinent guy, is dating the foxy Daryn Kagan, one of the morning anchors for CNN live. Maybe it just took a femi-Nazi to get him to drop his guard. And I don't want to even think about what else he may have dropped around her. Well, I guess I do afterall. I wonder if they're to the intimate stage where he could show her his Vietnam era scar from the pylonoidal cyst on his ass that allowed him to sit out (well maybe more like stand out) the war. I think he joined the Swift Butt Veterans group to support the war at a distance. Well it WAS almost like being there.
But now, I'm not sure I can watch the morning news, knowing that Rush's Viagratized little general has gone into making the news. EEEWWW.
NATIONAL SOUTHERN (DECADENCE) BAPTIST CONVENTION, Sept 6-10
NEW ORLEANS
http://www.nationalbaptist.com/Index.cfm?FuseAction=Page&PageID=1000309
Nothin' gets me thinking more about my commitment to conservative values as much as hanging out on Bourbon Street, drinking Pat O'Brien's famous Hurricaines. I'm told there is no alcohol in these fruity drinks, and you get to keep the little umbrella. Praise, Jesus!
I think all this focus on the Lord by the convention organizers has taken them off their interent game. Their website for the event this coming week links to various New Orleans sites, to give the participants an idea of socially, faith-affirming activities they could do. And it also provides links to the gay bars in the French Quarter. French Quarter Bars I'm assuming that the directors of the convention wanted to make it clear where you were NOT to go, or at least where you were NOT TO BE SEEN going.
Timing is everything. The National Baptist convention decided that the Labor Day weekend would be ideal. Well, sure. So did 125,000 gays and lesbians. It's their annual Southern Decadence event. I would expect there to be more than just culture clash. And unfortunately, the Baptists are starting up while Southern Decadence is winding down. So there are bound to be some tired old draq queens humping about the Quarter. It's just that after days of partying, even trowled on make-up doesn't make them pretty.
New Orleans is a fun city with a lot to offer. I'm thinking that man-on-man sex is not chapter and verse these guys were thinking about. But that lesbo action. Now that's a whole new book. Praise Jesus.
NEW ORLEANS
http://www.nationalbaptist.com/Index.cfm?FuseAction=Page&PageID=1000309
Nothin' gets me thinking more about my commitment to conservative values as much as hanging out on Bourbon Street, drinking Pat O'Brien's famous Hurricaines. I'm told there is no alcohol in these fruity drinks, and you get to keep the little umbrella. Praise, Jesus!
I think all this focus on the Lord by the convention organizers has taken them off their interent game. Their website for the event this coming week links to various New Orleans sites, to give the participants an idea of socially, faith-affirming activities they could do. And it also provides links to the gay bars in the French Quarter. French Quarter Bars I'm assuming that the directors of the convention wanted to make it clear where you were NOT to go, or at least where you were NOT TO BE SEEN going.
Timing is everything. The National Baptist convention decided that the Labor Day weekend would be ideal. Well, sure. So did 125,000 gays and lesbians. It's their annual Southern Decadence event. I would expect there to be more than just culture clash. And unfortunately, the Baptists are starting up while Southern Decadence is winding down. So there are bound to be some tired old draq queens humping about the Quarter. It's just that after days of partying, even trowled on make-up doesn't make them pretty.
New Orleans is a fun city with a lot to offer. I'm thinking that man-on-man sex is not chapter and verse these guys were thinking about. But that lesbo action. Now that's a whole new book. Praise Jesus.
