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Thursday, November 03, 2005

WEAPON OF ASS DESTRUCTION
This turned out to be lasagne afterall. In Argentina.

Bush and other world leaders were in Rio Plata, Argentina for an economic summit this week, when several of the 700 crack military special guard were AWOL due to food poisoning. The lasagne at a favorite restaurant that caters to the troops was the likely cause.

Loosely put, the world leaders' security was jeopardized by food poisoning. Maybe this is what Bush was thinking in the Iraq situation. We need to stop them in Iraq so we don't end up getting FedExes with Iraqiesque lasagne. Maybe his reasoning is poisoned or just runs in the family.

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