Monday, August 11, 2003
I SADLY REPORT . . .
. . . that not enough of you came through for me to mount a serious challenge to the other governor wannabees for California. I just don’t get it. I speak with an American accent. I’m not an out-of-touch millionaire, and I’ve never done porn or sitcoms. Ok, fine!. So much for my dreams of a CAmelot. I feel like spending some time pouting in an undisclosed location timeshare, but some agency has bought up all the available slots.
COMING BACK TO CRIME IN PHOENIX
I was gone last week in Columbus, Ohio. More on that later, but while I was gone, I read about a big massage parlor bust.
Associated Press
”A monthlong crackdown on Scottsdale massage parlors has netted the arrest of 19 people on charges ranging from prostitution to poor record-keeping.”
Thursday, August 07, 2003
Prostitution is one thing, but for the love of God, “poor record-keeping”. Oh the humanity! What tipped off the SWAT team, too many guys named John with creaks and cramps that needed straightening out? Employees with working assets not on the books? Inflated figures?
I feel sorry for the guy that has to do hard time and trying to explain to his bunk buddy that he's in the slammer for losing count too many times on the Hot Lube packets.
After all the Enron issues, I would have expected the accounting to be more see-through, or transparent whatever, so that what you see is what you could get for 55 minutes.
All this for a simple business that advertises they’ll rub you the right way.
. . . that not enough of you came through for me to mount a serious challenge to the other governor wannabees for California. I just don’t get it. I speak with an American accent. I’m not an out-of-touch millionaire, and I’ve never done porn or sitcoms. Ok, fine!. So much for my dreams of a CAmelot. I feel like spending some time pouting in an undisclosed location timeshare, but some agency has bought up all the available slots.
COMING BACK TO CRIME IN PHOENIX
I was gone last week in Columbus, Ohio. More on that later, but while I was gone, I read about a big massage parlor bust.
Associated Press
”A monthlong crackdown on Scottsdale massage parlors has netted the arrest of 19 people on charges ranging from prostitution to poor record-keeping.”
Thursday, August 07, 2003
Prostitution is one thing, but for the love of God, “poor record-keeping”. Oh the humanity! What tipped off the SWAT team, too many guys named John with creaks and cramps that needed straightening out? Employees with working assets not on the books? Inflated figures?
I feel sorry for the guy that has to do hard time and trying to explain to his bunk buddy that he's in the slammer for losing count too many times on the Hot Lube packets.
After all the Enron issues, I would have expected the accounting to be more see-through, or transparent whatever, so that what you see is what you could get for 55 minutes.
All this for a simple business that advertises they’ll rub you the right way.
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