Saturday, September 04, 2004
NOTE TO SELF: File This in the EEEEEEWWWW folder.
The paper today reported that Rush Limbaugh, that oxyincontinent guy, is dating the foxy Daryn Kagan, one of the morning anchors for CNN live. Maybe it just took a femi-Nazi to get him to drop his guard. And I don't want to even think about what else he may have dropped around her. Well, I guess I do afterall. I wonder if they're to the intimate stage where he could show her his Vietnam era scar from the pylonoidal cyst on his ass that allowed him to sit out (well maybe more like stand out) the war. I think he joined the Swift Butt Veterans group to support the war at a distance. Well it WAS almost like being there.
But now, I'm not sure I can watch the morning news, knowing that Rush's Viagratized little general has gone into making the news. EEEWWW.
The paper today reported that Rush Limbaugh, that oxyincontinent guy, is dating the foxy Daryn Kagan, one of the morning anchors for CNN live. Maybe it just took a femi-Nazi to get him to drop his guard. And I don't want to even think about what else he may have dropped around her. Well, I guess I do afterall. I wonder if they're to the intimate stage where he could show her his Vietnam era scar from the pylonoidal cyst on his ass that allowed him to sit out (well maybe more like stand out) the war. I think he joined the Swift Butt Veterans group to support the war at a distance. Well it WAS almost like being there.
But now, I'm not sure I can watch the morning news, knowing that Rush's Viagratized little general has gone into making the news. EEEWWW.
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